Funny redneck dating jokes

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You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away. "If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together." "I'll go the country mile to see that country smile." Is there a mirror in yer pants? I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you're one fine hoe Hey realise that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm? I Like My Girls Like My Koolaid "Sweet And Go Down Easy.." Hey baby, nice tooth. Baby, you are prettier than a beer truck pulling into my driveway. Cause I got the STD all I need is U Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd sure shootin' put U and me together.You can listen to the original spiel from his 1993 debut album here.

The next day the kid comes walking past the old timer.We figured a redneck dating and country singles website ought to be run by rednecks, for rednecks, so we made it so.We also don't think a couple of corporations ought to be able to own all the dating websites and have a monopoly on the whole thing either.Check out our list of what we consider to be Foxworthy's five best jokes.1) "You might be a redneck" Did anyone think this wasn't going to be at the top of our list?

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